January 22, 2007
Have you seen my husband? I came home from work last night and all the lights were off and the children were gone. The only thing out of place was a skateboard laying in our front yard. No note, no explanation of any kind. Just a skateboard. And I know for a fact judging by how he is in bed that his fat ass isn’t coordinated enough to use a skateboard, so I want to know what the hell is going on. He tells you more than he tells me, so I know for a fact you know where he is and who he is with.
Don’t make this difficult on me. Just give me his whereabouts so I can make sure the children are ok. You can keep my husband. I think this is the last time he is ever going to pull this shit with me.