I am riding in a cab to go out for the day. A few minutes ago, we drove past an alley. For whatever reason, I turned and looked down the alley, and somehow I managed to catch a man pissing by his car. One second later, we drove past a concrete statue of a nude man.
Now, I don’t know why the universe decided to show me two dicks like that, but it’s got me really wary of this day.
I’m going to try to just keep my eyes fixed forward.
Enjoy your day,