to whom it may concern,

i regret to inform you that my wife samantha is responsible for the dent in your car.  we are on our second honeymoon, and we had to hurry back to our suite because the erection pills that i procured from a local truck stop have produced some rather astounding results.  i am leaving my phone number enclosed, but i would urge you not to contact us for a few days.

paul steele

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