January 21, 2007
Pete is a little tied up right now because he is hanging out with me, Hulk Hogan, Tiger Woods and Al Gore.
This friend of yours sure is cool. Hanging out with him has been the best experience in my life since I found Jesus.
Before he walked into a room with at least fifty hot girls in it, he told me to let you know he wishes you could be here.
I have to go as well, because Tupac just pulled up in the driveway. I knew that guy wasn’t dead.