December 12, 2006

Matthew,

I found a letter in your pants pocket today while I was washing your clothes. Who is Jessica? She seems like a really nice girl in the letter…

You can forget about Christmas. I’m not going anywhere with you.

All this time I actually believed that you had a second job. All that talk just yesterday about me being the only one. I can’t believe that I let you lie to me so much.

No more lies, Matthew. Just get out of my life. Go and tell your lies to little Jessica. I hope she gives you Chlamydia.

You have until I get home from work to have all your crap moved out of my apartment or it’s all going to the Salvation Army.

You are a liar and a piece of crap, and I hope that your children will all look like that guy Sloth from The Goonies.

I hate you,

Pete

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